ACTRESS KRISTEN STEWART: CHIN UP, DUCK!

My latest UK coverage for Yahoo bounces from the blockbuster Snow White (filmed in Pembrokeshire) to the newly completed All Wales Coastal Path and welly-wanging at the National Mud Festival. Not to mention the love nest of Kate Middleton and Prince William near the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

But backstage, all we could talk about is how the very lovely Kristen Stewart seems incapable of closing her mouth for more than 15 seconds, before she goes all dewy and slack-lipped.

Every real English rose I've met has been made much of firmer stuff. At least in the stiff-upper-lip department...