HVAR, Croatia This island bundles everyone's undies. Edward and I arrive and recoil.
Maybe because it's off-season. Maybe because it's a hustling, down-market version of just about any Italian city-by-the-sea. Maybe because it's an identikit UNESCO site.
"Twee village of indigenous stone?"
"Citadel? Convent? Palaces?
Got 'em, gov'nor.
Absolutely. Can we declare this a World Heritage Site already?