THE WORLD'S WORST FRIEND
LJUBLJANA, Slovenia – "Flew halfway around the world to save your sorry ass, and you're not even at the train station," – Edward wrote in my notebook.
Clever child. He knows I can't tear the page out and lose research. And I'll cringe forever after, seeing that sentence.
Which I deserve.
And how.
Ah, ya big drama queen, I wrote it on a blank page.
ReplyDeleteDidn't I?
No, sir. The reverse says, "vegetarijanka. Ne jem mesa in rib."
ReplyDeleteVegetarian: I do not eat meat.
Lose that and I starve in the Balkans... Or I'd have to survive on Cip Cip and grapefruit gum.
Oh. Wait. I already did.