DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
JUNEAU, Alaska: "You really do sleep anywhere," Edward grumps.
"Anywhere moving, yep," I admit, then doze off again, wedged on a bench, head lolling off the backrest. The tourist boat splutters through near whiteout fog.
Thus I almost sleep through the trip's best wayside conversation, where two dentists explain that "a diamond inlay isn't more durable. It's a cosmetic choice ... and tacky."
"Repeat that for posterity, please," I beg, ever alert for new ways to rib my ex. But my camera broke yesterday. Drat.
Back to the nap, then.
Bling in the grill, scoring 98 percent on the Ego Emissions Index!
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