Jul 23, 2006

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
JUNEAU, Alaska: "You really do sleep anywhere," Edward grumps.

"Anywhere moving, yep," I admit, then doze off again, wedged on a bench, head lolling off the backrest. The tourist boat splutters through near whiteout fog.

Thus I almost sleep through the trip's best wayside conversation, where two dentists explain that "a diamond inlay isn't more durable. It's a cosmetic choice ... and tacky."

"Repeat that for posterity, please," I beg, ever alert for new ways to rib my ex. But my camera broke yesterday. Drat.

Back to the nap, then.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:44 PM

    Bling in the grill, scoring 98 percent on the Ego Emissions Index!

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