FOUND FUßKUNST
EIDFJORD, Norway: Here we can observe travel writers in the wild, aping the traditions of natives: namely, loafing on the wooden dock before the fjord shuttle departs.
No, wait, they're only giving the illusion of supreme reportorial effort. They are, in fact, photographing their feet. Because a pedicure is a joke that can be flogged and flogged.
This continues some time after boarding the boat, once they discover that colleague Denise Mattia's nails are gold. Together, these piggies form a sort of German flag.
"Will this appear in a museum some day as fine art?" an onlooker inquires.
One never knows, really. Anything could happen.
His feet look like Hreman's.
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ReplyDeleteDid Mr Munster go for black nail polish? I was raised in the wild without a TV...
You are a Munster?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. Hence the concealing scarf on the bio photo...
ReplyDeleteBlack is not the new pink.
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