Aug 18, 2006

FOUND FUßKUNST
EIDFJORD, Norway: Here we can observe travel writers in the wild, aping the traditions of natives: namely, loafing on the wooden dock before the fjord shuttle departs.

No, wait, they're only giving the illusion of supreme reportorial effort. They are, in fact, photographing their feet. Because a pedicure is a joke that can be flogged and flogged.

This continues some time after boarding the boat, once they discover that colleague Denise Mattia's nails are gold. Together, these piggies form a sort of German flag.

"Will this appear in a museum some day as fine art?" an onlooker inquires.

One never knows, really. Anything could happen.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:02 AM

    His feet look like Hreman's.

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  2. Herman's?

    Did Mr Munster go for black nail polish? I was raised in the wild without a TV...

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  3. Anonymous10:16 AM

    You are a Munster?

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  4. Absolutely. Hence the concealing scarf on the bio photo...

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  5. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Black is not the new pink.

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