SHOUTING INTO THE VOID
COPAN, Honduras – At Macaw Mountain Bird Preserve, I met a parrot that liked to laugh, scream and cry down a garbage can.
Just like a journalist, then...
SHOUTING INTO THE VOID
COPAN, Honduras – At Macaw Mountain Bird Preserve, I met a parrot that liked to laugh, scream and cry down a garbage can.
Just like a journalist, then...
Did you offer the parrot a cracker?
ReplyDeleteHe had a full plate of beans and tortilla scraps.
ReplyDeleteGustavo, the guide, tried to feed him chili seeds, but this parrot was no bird-brain...
I met a parrot who drank beer once. Talked absolute bollocks...
ReplyDeleteMy friend's bunny also drank beer – and smoked cigarettes and projectile urinated. What a nasty pet: makes my gordito tabby Jake look positively suave.
ReplyDeleteGo on, go on. Keep talkin' big. It's not like I NEED a housepest while you hunt for a flat...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, as Jake slims, he's pretty darn 007.
The old shaken-not-stirred Bond, mind, not the nouveau thug.
He's losing surface space too.
ReplyDeleteMore of a bath doily, perhaps?