Dec 6, 2006

THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE GIRLIE SHOES
MIAMI – The hotel shuttle, an hour overdue, tries to sneak past the stop. I don't even reflect: I bolt.

I dodge across four lanes of traffic and flag that sucker.

"You're fast off the blocks in those heels," remarks a fellow traveler.

"Just doing my job," I joke. "Travel writers don't have time for that Clark Kent phone booth nonsense. We just save the day in style..."

In fact, the posh footwear is due to the three-inch wound on my sole. After my final PADI advanced open-water exam, I swam to the lagoon shallows, definned and stood. A rock knifed straight into the cut from the Medellin salsa mishap. Not a good moment, this: lots of flailing and language that froze all the blokes on the dock.

Anyway, the tilt of the girlie shoes protects my twice-gouged heel – enough to run even*, rocket-boostered by adrenaline. The ensemble is topped by a little black dress and a Kavu fleece. Pure class.

Soon this will be the uniform of scuba divers the world over, I'm sure.

*Two words, young woman: ankle straps.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:29 AM

    Healarious, bella.....

    S. from the Cotswolds

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  2. I aim to please, darling. Someone has to distract you from "food witch Gillian McKeith"... Xoxoxo, Ax.

    PS: Wow, I managed a whole sartorial post sans reference to blinged grill .

    Growing up really is no fun.

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  3. Barky4:31 AM

    Can we revisit the diamond-studded incisor? Please? Oh please?

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  4. the diamond tooth's fame will soon spread--it's going to appear in National Geographic Traveler soon.

    Ax, we may inadvertantly make this The Thing To Do.

    Because you know, the diamond bling is hot. Fucking hot.

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  5. Anonymous3:21 AM

    I've seen the author in turquoise boots. How could bling grill top that?

    Not possible. M.

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  6. The boots are quite fabulous. As usual, the credit goes to Anna in London. She periodically does a style intervention and sorts me out...

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  7. ERH, are you planning a fang-sparkler? Is that why the dentist's estimate was so high?

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