WARP AND WOOF
MILAN – The design brouhaha outstrips fashion week here now. All the furniture geeks get their panties in a bundle. Laura and I pinball between espresso stands.
Nonetheless, we discover the nipple beanbag and the dog sofa. She prefers the black leather and chrome, while I dig the cow hide: a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
Ulco Syl uncoils from a mod couch, all honey-glaze smile. The Dutch nephew of the Italian designer parses the fidolounger. "We haf different sizes," he explains. "One for little dog – you know, little dog: you could crush head with one hand – and the other for big woof."
Portrait of a seller as an honest man...
I think I speak for all of us when I say the nipple beanbag and dog sofa should be cornerstones of our living rooms.
ReplyDeleteTheme decor! You could line up eight bean bags into a "Doggy Mamma" couch...
ReplyDeleteHaha! Oh God, that's funny.
ReplyDeletePatent pending...
ReplyDeleteNext up: the Mad Cow, complete with an ejector seat!