SEATTLE, Washington Confession: I ended 2007 with a can of Aquanet.
Yes, yes ... I'm talking about the formerly ozone-depleting plastic spray. What else could hold Marge Simpson hair in place? (Blame Bowleserised, but don't read her blog or you'll wind up ratting and growing 'shrooms on paperback books).
Day one, I overteased. What can I say? I was young and inexperienced. But the next year, I scraped some tatty locks around my face, then pinned the rest over the owl pellet on my skull: so winehousey.
They tried to make me use conditioner, but I said no, no, no...