SEATTLE, Washington – At the airport, two men were intently surfing the Sears site via webphones. "I was going to get Leah a vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day," one announced. "But instead, I got her a handheld, auto-powered grout cleaner. I think she'll like that."
Absolutely. She'll adore the empathy that provokes in divorce court, buddy.
Nothing says (I Love You) like a grout cleaner..better yet? How about a new mop & bucket.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good gift to me, though I personally need a tile cutter!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: whoa, don't be spoiling your ladyfriend now. Next thing you know, she'll be demanding fresh straw for her bedding.
ReplyDeleteMarie: A tile cutter is something one buys for oneself, out of necessity. Sweethearts should keep each other stocked in hearts and stars and diamonds.
ReplyDeleteYes I realize that the Lucky Charms cereal school of romance, but why the heck not?
Hearts, stars and horseshoes!
Clovers and blue moons!
Pots of gold and rainbows!
And me red balloons!
(By the way, did you know General Mills dubbed its marshmallows "marbits"?)