ORCAS ISLAND, Washington – My new fella dug the New Year's beehive. The Liberal Lawyer is, after all, an uptown sort of guy.
So my island-time, brush-clearing hairstyle was no doubt extra alarming. "Look," I pulled on my Pocahontas braids. "Mutton dressed as lamb! But who cares in the state park?"
"You're not going to wear one of those Pacific Northwest skull caps too?" my urbane East Coaster flinched. He's not quite succumbed to Gore-tex culture yet ... give him another three months, eh?
"Worse yet. I have a vintage snowboarding jobbie."
Enter the peaky hat. Yes, it makes me look, talk and swagger like Jay in Clerks and other Kevin Smith manifestoes.
You losers gotta problem with that?
Love Clerks. Love the hat. Keep on digging.
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AMW: Bless you, gal!
ReplyDeleteI looked long and hard – ahem – for a Jay quote appropriate for a public forum.
Didn't happen. But that's no surpise, eh?
Nice silver anorack and sequins too. The disco look travels, eh?
ReplyDeleteIt's as durable as Travolta's career, my friend.
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