SALTSPRING ISLAND, British Columbia "Watch out for the turkeys," Miguel warns. They've escaped the pen in Ruckle Provincial Park and swarm around us.
"They're tur-keys," I backchat. "I've dove with sharks, hiked beside bears. What's a turkey gonna do?"
Answer: give my wise-@ss a wedgie while I squat down to take close-up gobbler-cam photos.
The hen nabs the plastic logo on the back of my yoga trousers and yanks. Deliberate as any swirlie, this action is pure foul play...